Get ready to rake in the fun with this cheesy list of fall jokes! This is such a cozy time a year, making it the perfect time to share a good chuckle or fall jokes in the classroom or with friends and family. So, let the crisp autumn air fill your lungs as these fall jokes leave you laughing. Enjoy!
Best Fall Jokes for Everyone
1. Why do trees hate tests in the fall?
Because they get stumped by the questions.
2. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
4. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Pumpkin squash.
5. Why did the tree worry that it would never get its leaves back in spring?
It couldn’t be-leaf it.
6. What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
7. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
8. What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
9. What did one leaf say to the other?
“I’m falling for you!”
10. Why are trees so carefree and happy in the fall?
Because they can let loose.
11. What do you use to mend a jack-o’-lantern?
A pumpkin patch.
12. What falls in autumn but never gets hurt?
Leaves.
13. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
14. What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
15. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
He was trying to grow a water-melon.
16. What happens when winter arrives early?
Autumn leaves.
17. Why did the leaf go to school?
To turn over a new leaf.
18. Why was the pumpkin so confident?
Because it was gourd-geous!
19. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little green.
20. What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth.
21. Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
22. What did the tree say to autumn?
Leaf me alone!
23. What kind of music do mummies listen to at Halloween parties?
Wrap music.
24. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash.
25. Why are trees so forgiving in autumn?
Because in the fall, they “let it go” with every leaf.
26. What do you call a colorful pile of leaves?
A fall palette.
27. What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
I scream.
28. What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the pumpkin?
Cut it out!
29. Why did the apple cry?
Its peelings were hurt.
30. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling a bit crumby.
31. What do you call a tree that doubts fall is coming?
In disbe-leaf.
32. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth rock.
33. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite Western movie?
The Good, the Bad, and the Gourdy.
34. Why can’t pumpkins keep secrets from the corn?
Because it’s all ears.
35. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
The trom-bone.
36. How do leaves travel?
They use the autumn-mobile.
37. How do trees get on the Internet?
They log on.
38. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
39. Why did the skeleton sit in the corner during the party?
It had no body to dance with.
40. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash?
A squashed pumpkin pie.
41. What do you call a spooky tree?
A fright-mare.
42. Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?
It was trying to be a jack-o’-lantern.
43. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
44. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
45. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he had a great fall.
46. How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
47. Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.
48. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
49. Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts.
50. What do trees do after school?
Their leaf-work.
51. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite drink?
Hay-tea.
52. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school?
To get a little smarter.
53. How do you repair a broken tomato?
Tomato paste.
54. Why did the tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal.
55. Why did the leaf go to the party?
Because it was fall-ing into fun.
56. What’s the problem with twin witches?
You never know witch is which!
57. What did the oak tree say when autumn came?
“I’m gonna leaf now!”
58. Why did the scarecrow become a musician?
Because he had a lot of pluck.
59. What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
You’re 100% scared!
60. Why did the apple pie go to therapy?
It needed help dealing with its inner fillings.
61. What did the mummy say after the show?
“That’s a wrap!”
62. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
63. Why was the broom late?
It swept in.
64. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hobblin’ goblin.
65. Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
Because they have a lot of spirit.
66. Why did the skeleton climb the tree?
Because a dog was after its bones.
67. What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Swimming trunks.
68. Why is it so easy to play practical jokes on autumn leaves?
Because they’ll fall for anything.
69. Why do ghosts go on diets?
So they can maintain their ghoulish figures.
70. How are trees very caring?
They are always looking out for their roots.
71. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
72. What type of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo-tie.
73. Which music artist is a skeleton’s favorite?
Bone-Jovi.
74. What happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie?
You get autumn-y ache.
75. What kind of belt does a pumpkin wear?
A squash-buckler.
76. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Boo-berries.
77. Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
They have no hands to knock on the door.
78. Why are graveyards noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
79. What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
80. What game do young ghosts love?
Hide-and-shriek!
81. What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand-witch.
82. Why did the pumpkin coach hire the ghost?
Because it had a lot of spirit.
83. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I scream and boo-berries.
84. Why are spiders great web developers?
Because they love finding bugs.
85. Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation.
86. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
87. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
88. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
89. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
90. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spook-etti.
91. What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
Count Quackula.
92. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath.
93. What is fire’s least favorite month?
No-ember.
94. What do you call it when a ghost makes a mistake?
A boo-boo.
95. What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.
96. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn’t have a haunting license.
97. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
Lazy bones.
98. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
To drink boos.
99. What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Spare ribs.
100. Where do pumpkins hold meetings?
In the gourd room.
101. What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A scare-plane.
102. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a fire?
A toasty ghosty.
103. Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
He wanted a light snack.
104. What do you call a skeleton who uses the doorbell?
A dead ringer.
105. What do you call a skeleton that stays out in the snow too long?
A numb-skull.
106. Which season is the cutest?
Aww-tumn.
107. Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
108. What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
109. Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
110. What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?
A cocker poodle boo!
111. What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet.
112. Why did the ghost go to the party?
To boo-gie down.
113. What do you get when you cut a rectangular pumpkin pie in half?
Pie R-squared.
114. What’s a ghost’s favorite body of water?
Lake Eerie.
115. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
116. What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock its room?
A spoo-key.
117. What’s the best way to get rid of ghouls?
Ghost them.
118. What is the best fall fairy tale?
Pumpelstiltskin.
119. What is a jack-o’-lantern’s favorite book?
“Are You There, Gourd? It’s Me, Margaret.”
120. What is the poltergeist’s favorite song?
“You Are So Boo-tiful.”
121. What do you call a bovine that chases birds?
A scare-cow.
122. What did the pirate do when he found the long-lost treasure under the oak tree?
He gasped in disbe-leaf.
123. What did the ghost say on the first day of class?
“I love going back to ghoul.”
124. Why did the tree giggle?
It heard acorn-y joke.
125. What do you call a bear in the autumn rain?
A drizzly bear.
126. Why couldn’t the farmer stop laughing?
It was time for ha-ha-harvest.
127. What’s a ghost’s favorite website?
BooTube.
128. What do you call a pumpkin in a suitcase?
A pack-o’-lantern.
129. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
130. Why did the jack-o’-lantern jump off the bridge?
She wanted to try rolling on the river.
131. How was the month-old jack-o’-lantern like a prehistoric human?
It was caved in.
132. What did the apple say to the caramel sauce?
“Are you sweet on me?”
133. Why did the pumpkin leave home?
It thought it was time to cut the gourd.
134. Why did the man bungee-jump on the first day of autumn?
Because he loved the fall.
135. What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school?
Geome-tree.
136. Why did the apple join a gym?
To work on its core.
137. What do you call someone who imitates your fall centerpiece?
A cornucopier.
138. What’s the best book to read in autumn?
“Gourd of the Flies.”
139. Why did the tree wait so long to lose its leaves?
It was a procras-tree-nator.
140. What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall?
“May the forest be with you.”
141. What did autumn say to summer?
“I’ll fall-ow you anywhere.”
