'Trump Diapers; For When You're Losing Your Sh*t'

A new Lincoln Project spot takes aim at what’s allegedly inside Donald Trump’s pants. Via Florida Politics:

“We know Donald ‘Von ShitzInPants’ Trump will hate that this commercial is going to be seen by all his top donors this weekend as they do Apprentice-style tryouts with potential Vice Presidential picks,” said Rick Wilson, Lincoln Project co-founder. “He’s farting and falling asleep in the courtroom because he’s lost control of his faculties. When his donors see this ad, they will see him for what he is: weak and feeble.”

Thankfully, the ad lacks a scratch-and-sniff component as it explores the prospect of the former President sitting in a New York courtroom and pooping his pants, benefiting from “Trump diapers.”

Those are described in the ad as the “elite adults’ incontinence product for owning libs on the go when you’ve got to go,” and in an accompanying Lincoln Project email as the perfect accessory when one must “spend hours in a freezing courtroom when the judge won’t let you use the restroom every time they scare the shit out of you.”

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